Here’s What I Think
I think we all need to laugh more. I think we all need more joy in our lives and every once in a while – an escape from reality.
To that end please know – the time you spend on this website will in no way enable you to;
- make more money . . .
- lose weight . . .
- grow bigger tomatoes, or . . .
- change the oil in your ’69 Cutlass.
I write about my life experiences, so if nothing else you can escape your reality for mine. I also, on occasion, write complete nonsense that may contribute to the uncontrolled drooling we all experience later in life.
Thanks for stopping by and have an uproarious day!
Here’s Looking at You Kid
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The Easter Rolex
It occurs to me, as I struggle to write the opening of this story, how ignorant I can be. I’ve come to this realization - that may have been...
My older brother Michael hasn’t beat the living crap out of me for more than 50 years now. Lucky for him. In this day and age, they’d lock him up...
The Easter Fart
ME: “Gather ‘round kids; Grandpa has a story to tell you.” OLDEST GRANDDAUGHTER: (excited) “Come on, Juniper, get over here; Grandpa’s going to tell...
Oh Hell No
It’s winter here in Minnesota, and it’s been a weird one so far. By this time last year, we were up to our asses in snow. This year - well, the day...
Rise of the Granny Grabber
This disturbing headline recently appeared on the CBS Minnesota WCCO Website: “70-Year-Old Woman Was Drinking Tequila, Holding Fake Gun While...